ersonally, I'd rather get fist-fucked by a hobo than sit through a Dave Matthews concert. But that's just me.

One thing I always thought was funny was the "Everyday" video. Seriously, are you aware that that he made a video for that song in which a retarded man was walking through a town giving hugs to strangers? This was seriously, the worst video ever shown on TV. The DMB's new cd's are encrypted so that you can't play or record it on your computer. Good thing I don't listen to the DMB, because If I did, the CD would be of no use to me if I couldn't put it on my ipod/computer, and I would have returned it to the store the same fucking day and boycotted the flaming dave mathhews band. Take it back, claim false advertising, and say that it's not a CD because it doesn't work.

As if a voice that sounded like a cat being run over by a car wasn't enough, and meaningless lyrics close to perversion for guys with zero game, thinking that dave matthews band is going to help get them laid, here's another reason to hate the DMB. The DMB tour bus dumped 800 ponds of human waste onto a boat with passengers on a Chicago architecture trip. Like.. that's a pretty outrageous story I think. So not only does Dave Matthews pollute our culture with his music, he actually shits on people trying to appreciate real art.

Why is it that Robert Plant could sing a falsetto and make me believe that he had some balls in his pants? Dave's falsetto assures listeners that the only balls in Dave Matthews life are the kind one uses to steep herbal tea. He loves getting tea-bagged I'm sure. I don't know why he uses his natural voice so infrequently, not that it's much better.

Thanks Dave Matthews, go FUCK YOURSELF.
...and that is why dave matthews band likes balls. =)