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  <title>Dave Matthews has to die if I want to keep my sanity. - Dave Matthews sucks - tribe.net</title>
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    <title>Re: Dave Matthews has to die if I want to keep my sanity.</title>
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    <author>
      <name>Steven</name>
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    <updated>2007-10-27T03:36:08Z</updated>
    <published>2007-10-27T03:36:08Z</published>
    <summary type="html">Why do you hate Dave Matthews so much if you don't like him then shut up, just don't listen to his music im not trying to start any post war kind of thing i just don't think you get it cause your not the ones in college of course your goin to hate him but it makes sense to us, you prolly don't get what I am trying to say so its a looooosing battle.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Steven</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2007-10-27T03:36:08Z</dc:date>
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    <title>Re: Dave Matthews has to die if I want to keep my sanity.</title>
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    <author>
      <name>Marlow</name>
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    <updated>2007-08-27T00:06:46Z</updated>
    <published>2007-08-27T00:06:46Z</published>
    <summary type="html">Hey uh, if you're gonna make sarcastic comments like the one about Jerry's pinky, you should at least know your shit.  Jerry was missing half of his right middle finger, not any of his right pinky finger.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Marlow</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2007-08-27T00:06:46Z</dc:date>
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    <title>Re: Dave Matthews has to die if I want to keep my sanity.</title>
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    <author>
      <name>Kyle</name>
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    <updated>2007-08-21T06:16:08Z</updated>
    <published>2007-08-21T06:16:08Z</published>
    <summary type="html">Finally someone that feels like I do.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Kyle</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2007-08-21T06:16:08Z</dc:date>
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    <title>Re: Dave Matthews has to die if I want to keep my sanity.</title>
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    <updated>2007-02-04T18:20:56Z</updated>
    <published>2007-02-04T18:20:56Z</published>
    <summary type="html">Of course you get credit. We recognize all DMB haters with honors.</summary>
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    <dc:date>2007-02-04T18:20:56Z</dc:date>
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  <entry>
    <title>Re: Dave Matthews has to die if I want to keep my sanity.</title>
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    <author>
      <name>Dell</name>
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    <updated>2006-12-13T16:59:05Z</updated>
    <published>2006-12-13T16:59:05Z</published>
    <summary type="html">At least you gave me credit for this, and didn't try to pass this off as your own writing...even though it is shit.</summary>
    <dc:creator>Dell</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-12-13T16:59:05Z</dc:date>
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    <title>Dave Matthews has to die if I want to keep my sanity.</title>
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    <updated>2006-11-15T07:35:02Z</updated>
    <published>2006-11-15T07:35:02Z</published>
    <summary type="html">(another classic find from the net) &#xD;
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB &amp;amp;lt;dell_fargus.at.yahoo.com&gt;     at 2004-04-03 00:28:08&#xD;
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He is every-freakin-place that I go. The guy in the next cubicle pollutes my air with the high-pitched whinings from the man for 40+ hours a week. Cars next to me at the redlight blare his bile through subwoofers that sound like sneakers in the dryer. The chicks that frequent my local corner watering hole seem put twenty dollars into the jukebox and play seven hours worth of his bad cover tunes. The bastard was actually put on the cover of this month's Relix magazine, which I refuse to read for that reason. Tonight, I have absofuckinglutely had it: Dave Matthews has to die if I want to keep my sanity. &#xD;
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He used to be cool. I remember that he had a song on the FM radio that played constantly in the summer of '95 (the one that goes Whadd-a-would you saaay.) He couldn't just be a one-hit-wonder and simply fade into the same obscurity as Tommy Tu-Tone and the guy that sang Rock Me Amadeus. But nooooo, he had to stick around and tour posing under the guise of a jam band. To some dumb college kids, the words "jam" and "band" used in the same sentence instantly translate into "Duuuude, lets split a six-pack of Natural Light and a joint between the twelve of us and act like a bunch of assholes in the lot until we get either arrested or chased." The Dave Matthews Band is to music what Michelob Ultra is to beer. &#xD;
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You may ask, "Bob, why do you dislike the man so much?" I have many reasons. Everywhere you see a gal wearing those little Malcolm X-type glasses, you can rest assured that outside, there is a white, oval-shaped sticker on her car with the letters DMB printed on it in black. If you try to strike up ant form of conversation with this person, she'll inevitably have to mention "the Central Park Concert" or the "warehouse" or something about prancing nancies. This makes me go absolutely apeshit! &#xD;
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He tries to compare himself to Jerry Garcia. You could dig Jerry Garcia up and he would still have more musical talent in his right pinky* than Dave Matthews ever had - period. &#xD;
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The most brazen thing about The Dave Matthews Band is the actual name of the band. He gives absolutely zero credit to the other guys in the band that actually have talent and carried his sorry ass to where he is today. Dave Matthews is probably the least able member of The Dave Matthews Band. He gives those other guys absolutely zero credit. Any of them could be replaced at any time, for any reason, and 99.99% of the public would be none the wiser. It would still be The Dave Matthews Band. &#xD;
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For all of the above reasons, I feel that Dave Matthews has to die. &#xD;
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I wish no harm to anyone, even the most annoying people in the world: those chicks that shave off their eyebrows and pencil fake ones back. If anything happens to Dave Matthews in the next few hours it is not my doing because after a few Bass Ales &amp;amp; even more Red Hooks, I am barely able to get out of my own way. Yes, I'm off the wagon tonight. &#xD;
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*Footnote: Jerry Garcia was missing his right pinky finger.</summary>
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