Tribe.net. Local Connections Edward Weston http://davematthewssucks.tribe.net/thread/86745914-9bca-4215-8bde-85f8d2d0485d#ca78645c-792d-4586-9522-bd0bc34042b1 2008-12-21T18:43:36Z 2008-12-21T18:43:36Z

Agreed. Now, somebody tell me this....... Exactly how did DM become famous? Did he blow somebody to get some initial exposure? Is there anything extraordinary or remarkable about this mediocre schmo with legions of douche bag, birkenstock wearing, Audi driving, ass-wipe fans who think listening to his bull-shit music constitutes some type of alternate lifestyle? Fuck Dave Matthews and anybody willing to call themselves a fan of his. He is the Kenny-G of "jam bands." Lame, lame, lame....right down to his physical appearance. He looks annoying - like some weirdo who should be looking at porn in his mother's basement rather than performing music in front of thousands of people. I hope I meet him someday. I think I will kick him in his balls.

Edward Weston 2008-12-21T18:43:36Z Steven http://davematthewssucks.tribe.net/thread/86745914-9bca-4215-8bde-85f8d2d0485d#0be1f09a-8de4-44a0-9bb5-60c3531b213a 2007-10-27T04:02:03Z 2007-10-27T04:02:03Z

Then why in the hell don't you just not watch listen or do anything dave matthews related

Steven 2007-10-27T04:02:03Z eiburamu http://davematthewssucks.tribe.net/thread/86745914-9bca-4215-8bde-85f8d2d0485d#0d936fe1-ce98-4560-9fca-5bc3eaac70c0 2005-11-08T22:16:27Z 2005-11-08T22:16:27Z

He shops?? I thought he just shat on a plate and ate it.

eiburamu 2005-11-08T22:16:27Z Curvy http://davematthewssucks.tribe.net/thread/86745914-9bca-4215-8bde-85f8d2d0485d#80352a50-0f51-4b06-abbc-59717fd3af41 2005-11-03T22:25:21Z 2005-11-03T22:25:21Z

Dave Matthews will heretofor be referred to as Dorkus McDoogle

Curvy 2005-11-03T22:25:21Z elena http://davematthewssucks.tribe.net/thread/86745914-9bca-4215-8bde-85f8d2d0485d#3e3a2218-2bd2-4493-b828-846881de7854 2005-10-11T17:23:20Z 2005-10-11T17:23:20Z

by Matt Loker, prefers John Mayer In a paper published in the scientific journal Nature, behavioral scientists at Duke University have concluded that Dave Matthews is annoying in every conceivable way, up to and including his breathing. It was catalogued as “labored” and “having a little whistle.” The team of researchers, led by Psychologist Emmet Forbes, pored over all available evidence to disprove the oft-heard colloquialism, “Everything Dave Matthews does is annoying.” What they found amazed even the most skeptical of the faculty. “Yep. Everything. He can’t even use the bathroom without being annoying,” commented Dr. Forbes. “When he tried that, his leavings ended up all over a boatful of tourists.” There was also the unfortunate incident of his VH1 Storytellers appearance, which science measured at an off-the-charts 73 Daly Units. When asked for his response, Matthews looked way too far into your eyes and made a fart sound with his mouth. He then added a box of Kashi Friends cereal to his Trader Joe’s basket, which also contained a stick of that organic deodorant that never works well enough. from Heuristic Squelch, UC Berkeley's satire publication trying to be like the Onion www.squelched.com/

elena 2005-10-11T17:23:20Z